OCD and me

I think I need some OCD, because I can't seem to keep my house clean so I figure if I order up a little OCD then my house would be clean all of the time. It is getting pretty bad especially in the bathrooms, the rings around my toilets are starting to spell out messages for me, like "clean me", or "I stink worse than your butt". As long as I am ordering up disorders I might as well get some tourettes, then I have something to blame my rudeness on. I can say anything I want and then just shrug my shoulders and say " Tourettes".